*hears child crying* *takes birth control*
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
The Rock of Salvation - Samuel Coleman
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.
I DIDN’T MEAN IT
you said I was gonna be a mermaid
MAYBE THE GREATEST POST EVER
do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in
fun fact thats the acids in you stomach slowly burning the inner layer of your stomach. So you pretty much you start eating yourself
do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???
you know what i really wanted from stiles in season 4. not stalia, not even stydia. i wanted to see how stiles recovered from being void. i wanted stiles to distance himself from scott, lydia and the park because he feels guilty for allison and aiden’s death. i wanted to see…