cetaceas:

*hears child crying* *takes birth control*

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

"You’re my best friend."
fleurdulys:

The Rock of Salvation - Samuel Coleman
1837

fleurdulys:

The Rock of Salvation - Samuel Coleman

1837

tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

shouldnt:

MAYBE THE GREATEST POST EVER

shouldnt:

MAYBE THE GREATEST POST EVER

weloveshortvideos:

Hey Ma can I go to the pool…..

Vine by Brian BlackA$$

australianblog:

scatteredly:

do you ever get so hungry that it feels like your stomach is caving in

fun fact thats the acids in you stomach slowly burning the inner layer of your stomach. So you pretty much you start eating yourself

do you ever go through those phases where you just don’t feel like talking to anyone for a few days and it’s not because you’re mad or anything you just don’t feel like talking???

14llahey:

you know what i really wanted from stiles in season 4. not stalia, not even stydia. i wanted to see how stiles recovered from being void. i wanted stiles to distance himself from scott, lydia and the park because he feels guilty for allison and aiden’s death. i wanted to see…

4gifs:

Litter vigilante. [video]

4gifs:

Litter vigilante. [video]